0 Killed At Ramallah Pride Parade

The 5,783rd consecutive year of documented human history that not a single person has been killed at a Palestinian Pride event.

Ramallah, June 28 – International media featured no reports of any deaths, or any violence at all, in the de facto Palestinian capital at Pride Month events, a fact that Western progressives are using to tout the tolerance and inclusivity of their flagship cause.

“It’s inspiring,” gushed Queers for Palestine activist Skila de Ruftop in New York. “You expect to hear about disturbances from bigots and haters on the fringes of almost every Pride festival, even the biggest and most-established. But the complete absence of reports of any such violence, let alone murder, associated with Palestinian Pride shows just how well we progressives have chosen in selecting the leading anti-oppression in all of our alliances. As soon as we get photos or footage of the Palestinian Pride events I’ll be sure to share them everywhere, but I haven’t seen any yet.”

“We got some from Israel, but progressives know that doesn’t count because Israel,” ze acknowledged. “And there was that one time a bunch of years ago that an insane criminal murdered someone at Jerusalem Pride, so we know the entire enterprise there is a fraud. The key here is to take the worst actors associated with Israel, even if they’re not Zionist, and paint the entire pro-Israel side with that brush.”

“Thus,” de Ruftop continued, “the Pride celebrations in Israel, even the one in Tel Aviv, which is the largest in the region, doesn’t matter, because we know that one stabber from years ago defines the whole country, not the hundreds of thousands of Pride participants. In contrast, the fact that not a single attack on Pride participants in Ramallah – or any Palestinian cities or towns, for that matter – took place, tells you everything you need to know. You can argue till you’re rainbow in the face that the absence of such specific violence results directly from there not being any Pride events in areas under Palestinian rule, but that’s a mere technicality. The fact is, not a single Pride event was attacked under Palestinian rule.”

“Similarly,” ze added, “any reports of violence against LGBTQ people by Palestinians are unfortunate outliers, and don’t reflect the progressive nature of Palestinian society as a whole – don’t listen to the Palestinians who fled to Israel to avoid those attacks! Those are biased, bitter people who can’t handle the truth.”

This year marks the 5,783rd consecutive year of documented human history that not a single person has been killed at a Palestinian Pride event.

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