“You know what they say about the sincerest form of flattery.” Ramallah, August 13 – Ministry of Transport officials of Mahmoud Abbas’s government declared today they will award a Palestinian driver’s license to the man who drove his car into protesters ...
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“We trust him to distill and explain things that our female brains, addled by hormones, are ill-equipped to handle.” Jerusalem, August 9 – The Israeli legislature’s Committee on the Status of Women has appointed one of its male members to ...
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While the move carries little practical significance, supporters of Scar trumpeted their victory. Pride Rock, Serengeti Ecosystem, Tanzania, August 9 – The United Nations Education, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) designated this location as a site of Scar’s heritage today, striking ...
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“Any regime that opposes the West, especially the US, automatically gets inaugurated into the good-guy camp, and the more oppressive, the better.” Marmara, August 10 – Increasing tensions and heightened rhetoric between isolated North Korea and the United States has ...
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There is a direct male lineage traceable in seventy-five percent of Palestinians to the Khazars. Stockholm, August 10 – In what scholars are calling an upheaval in demographic research, a new study has determined that the modern Palestinian population descends from a ...
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The urgency of the appointment increased over recent weeks. Amman, August 9 – King Abdullah of Jordan approved the appointment today of a new chief for the Ministry of Badmouthing Israel While Depending on Her for Survival, sources in the ...
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“We’ve seen it with falafel, and to a similar extent with hummus, tahini, shakshuka, shawarma, sabih, and numerous other Near Eastern and Levantine dishes.” Jerusalem, August 9 – Ohr Ben-Zikri, 22, might have finished only one year of culinary school, ...
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The trend is strongest among wives whose parents cannot afford to support the couple in as lavish a fashion as their more fortunate peers. Lakewood, New Jersey, August 8 – Increasing pressure on the wives of men who study in yeshiva full ...
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By Al Nusra, expectant father Hi, good morning. Sorry to bother you with so many basic questions about baby furniture and supplies – my wife and I are new at this. Hey, thanks. Two months to go. The doctors think ...
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“It’s axiomatic that Israel’s policies are the root of all Palestinian suffering – the human rights industr- I mean community established that long ago.” Kerem Shalom Crossing, August 2 – Logistics personnel handling the hundreds of tons of foodstuffs, commercial ...
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