PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.

by Palestinian Islamic Jihad

Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...

Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?

Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.

“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...

With special venom reserved for Jews reasserting their claim to the land. Ramallah, March 23 – Staff at an institution dedicated to displaying indigenous artifacts of the Arab people of this part of the Levant struggled again today to articulate ...

"I could do such a better job with 'O Unholy One Who Darkens the Sun'. And he always uses the same stupid tune."

The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality. Jerusalem, March 12 – What becomes of the racks and racks of masks, wigs, cloaks, and other mass-produced paraphernalia that no one bought, but occupies valuable display ...

The native population remained anchored to the land through thick and thin and defining themselves as the children of it so thoroughly that the term “Palestine” never passed their lips. Jerusalem, February 23 – Since time immemorial, the indigenous people ...