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Ultraconservative Party Pushes To Jam Gaydar

Ultraconservative Party Pushes To Jam Gaydar

“I have already instructed the police and other agencies under my aegis to provide me with a picture of the available technological capabilities.” Jerusalem, January 19 – A far-right element within Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition announced today that ...

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Mayor Apologizes for Enforcement of Handicapped Parking

Mayor Apologizes for Enforcement of Handicapped Parking

Huldai’s administration has faced allegations of insufficiently corrupt selection of the contractors engaged by the Tel Aviv-Jaffa Municipality. Tel Aviv, December 29 – Following an embarrassing episode in which city contractors painted a handicapped-only parking spot around an already-parked car ...

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Palestinians Hijack Sleigh, Hold Santa Hostage

Palestinians Hijack Sleigh, Hold Santa Hostage

European progressives called the development unfortunate, but a predictable outcome of Israeli policies. Bethlehem, December 25 – A group of terrorists operating in the traditionally-accepted birthplace of Jesus interdicted the passage of St. Nicholas’s reindeer-pulled vehicle tonight as it passed ...

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