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Firearms are shielded by the Second Amendment, not the First. Washington, June 27 – This morning, President Obama ordered the immediate implementation of a ban on all firearms of the Muslim persuasion from entering the US, following weeks of tension ...

“No matter what the result, we have a way of explaining how it benefits Jewish control of the world.” London, June 23 – Observers across the globe are watching the progress and outcome of Britain’s referendum today, anxious to discover ...

“I wonder if this is borne out statistically in the public health realm,” said Infectious Diseases specialist Angela Merkel of Berlin University. Göttingen, June 19 – Scientists at the University of Göttingen have discovered that the cells responsible for fighting ...

“This should be useful,” said Donald Drumpf, a New York businessman with a keen interest in demographic studies. Burlington, June 14 – A recent examination of the various social relationships involving Senator Bernie Sanders indicates that a number of his ...

“There hasn’t been a crisis this big in the AAA since the Vietnam War,” said Executive Director Ed Liebow. Arlington, VA, June 8 – At the headquarters of this 10,000-strong organization, academics are reeling from the suggestion by one of ...

“We can now put this unfortunate episode behinds us,” intoned Corbyn. London, June 2 – A study of the sea floor commissioned by the Labour Party to look for evidence of bias against Jews has concluded that the phenomenon does ...

Israel only came into existence in 1948 as a state, and could therefore not be selected as a target when nuclear weapons first became available. Hiroshima, Japan, May 29 – US President Barack Obama paid a historic visit to the ...

“Have we been consistently on message in that respect?” Burlington, May 24 – Senator Bernie Sanders told campaign staff last night that he still has concerns that he had not made his acceptance of Islamic terrorism sufficiently plain to the electorate, ...

Refraining from hygiene, as it turns out, also contributes to a reduced likelihood of sex. Atlanta, May 19 – A new study by the Centers for Disease Control suggests that people only engage in sex and personal hygiene practices when ...

Prudent stewardship of government-managed riots, hunger, and general unrest has the potential to make up for lost oil revenue. Caracas, May 15 – As the economy worsens and the prospect of forcible government action to forestall the closure of factories ...