PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"It's highly suspicious."

Tehran's subsidence exceeds the normal rate for a metropolis of its size by six hundred percent.

"We're not in favor, per se, of undocumented migrants killing... but for Palestinians... we call that justice."

It will horrify Hamas and its minions into capitulation.

"I've gone to live with my parents until this is worked out," confided one newlywed man.

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"It's just that... well, it seems impractical, given the information now available to us."

Lest the officials chosen by the electorate decide to act in accordance with the will of the people.

Comments such as "This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for."

They hope thus to remedy the fractures within their political following.