PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"After years of the same headlines, why keep printing new ones?"

"Upset about their own government? I strongly suspect it's a Zionist op."

Community members believe no jury would convict.

Why chase phantom graves when real ones can be arranged?

"We're not against innovation," one father said. "Israelis love tech."

by Agent Finn

Tehran insists its program is for countering existential threats, in line with historical justifications for antisemitic rhetoric globally.

New budget clears the way for continued unimpeded violation of other, more serious prohibitions such as embezzlement, deceit, and parasitism.

The masses continue ordinary life, woefully ignorant of the Armageddon supposedly visited upon them.

The drone dodged the single lunge that the aged knight guarding the hoard could muster, and absconded.