PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

The eat-all-the-junk-food-you-want-as-long-as-you-think-nobody-is-looking diet is the latest thing. Savyon, May 17 – Trendy Israelis have begun to embrace a new regimen for controlling food intake, inspired by the discipline of a prominent Palestinian prisoner, that only reckons calories from food not ...

“I wonder if he’s ever been exposed to the elements foo more than a minute or two in his life,” remarked Hadas Hel, a guide at the site. Masada, Judean Desert, May 15 – Administrators of the archaeological park centered ...

The three-week campaign leading up to this week’s vote was marred by acrimonious exchanges. Or Akiva, May 11 – A high school junior who ran an unsuccessful campaign to lead the student government has accused Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government ...

“Won’t someone think of the children?” Ramat Gan, May 7 – Last week’s performance of teen heartthrob entertainer Justin Bieber in Yarkon Park has many Israelis wondering whether they might be better off if Israel were in fact the target ...

"Good Lord, get that thing away from me," chirped the cockatiel. "Have you no sense of decency?"

The old units will be given to the Postal Authority, which sees as its mission to keep its methods firmly planted in a previous era. Jerusalem, April 27 – The National Insurance Institute, Vehicle Licensing Authority, Ministry of the Interior, ...

“In terms of always wondering when you might ever feel a full stomach again, I got that.” Givatayim, April 23 – A local resident told reporters on Holocaust Remembrance Day that because he is adhering to a regimen that restricts ...

“How many children have to be eaten alive by these creatures before they take it seriously?” Kiryat Motzkin, April 19 – Local first-grader Itai Zehavi had harsh words this morning for the heads of the household he inhabits, accusing them ...

Incidents of this nature occasionally mar the Passover proceedings, and that the police department took steps this year to forestall recurrences. Beersheva, April 10 – Law enforcement authorities announced today that they have arrested several juveniles who, they allege, planned ...

“With Woke Tours, there is no need to sacrifice the world-famous cuisine, culture and beaches of Tel Aviv – a center of LGBTQ life – just because one wants to make a political statement.” Tel Aviv, April 3 – A ...